Trawled through all 4,267 results for "desk" on Gumtree.
I tend to get a tad fixated. I must look at every single result, for what if I only investigate 4,266 desks, and it's that very last one that was THE ONE? How could I go on living?
But I think I've found one. In the land of the Giant Killer Robot.
Now to work out how to transport the thing..